love and fate
and a touch of stupidity
posted 3 hours ago + 10,895 notes — via wecansexy, © strifebot
#this is good. yeah. #homestuck


posted 14 hours ago + 96 notes — via meownnaise

One Normal Night — The Addams Family Musical OBC

#good soNG #music #musicals #addams family


posted 15 hours ago + 1,528 notes — via queenofcorgis, © hellotailor
#W H Y #marvel #janet van dyne #HOW DARE


posted 16 hours ago + 3 notes
i just imagined you with an irish accent and i giggled a little

i just imagined you with an irish accent and i giggled a little

#me mum's #replies! #impossiblyidiotic


posted 16 hours ago + 3 notes
see for me it’s more like semis are sharks and everyone else is a fish

see for me it’s more like semis are sharks and everyone else is a fish

#semis scare me #anything bigger than a van scares me #replies! #impossiblyidiotic


posted 17 hours ago + 6 notes

does anyone else assign personalities to cars when you’re driving. and you kind of develop a fond affection for cars that you drive with for a long time who are polite and don’t do a million lane changes and then one passes you at like 30 miles over the speed limit and weaves around cars like it’s being chased by wasps and you’re like. dude. chill

#like i was driving in front of a big ol pickup truck today and it was all slow and tolerated my driving cautiously and stopped at nice distances behind me and i was like. aw. i like you #and then this tiny blue car gets in between us and nearly rams into me and i'm like NO YOU TOOK AWAY MY FRIEND #driving is fun #my words


posted 17 hours ago + 1 note

one of my co-workers said “i love the heat of texas because it drives out all of the whiny liberals” today. and i was just like. if you say so.

#i'm also pretty sure he thinks obama is the antichrist #he's going to go watch a conservative propoganda documentary this weekend (at least that's what it sounded like to me?????) #i don't know how to respond without making him mad at me so i just. don't. #my words


posted 23 hours ago + 31,208 notes — via queenofcorgis, © datrhodie

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

kyungfucker:

datrhodie:

Dedicated to all te children who were most likely born from 1995-2003 who spent all their money on the cute cuddley webkinz.
Our vengence has finally come!

you have got to be shitting me good lord jesus

Time to build another mansion
#ME


posted 1 day ago + 281,823 notes — via poonine, © epic-vines

team-joebama:

fuzzy-purple-lights:

team-joebama:

i just watched this five times in a row

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

#wonderful #vine


posted 1 day ago + 1,059 notes — via cherryviolets, © sharpie91
sharpie91:

A picture that’s been sitting in my drafts for over a year. XD

sharpie91:

A picture that’s been sitting in my drafts for over a year. XD

#puck cinereus #gravity falls